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The Dominion of Craptastica

“This is why we can't have nice things!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Dominion of Craptastica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Soda Popinski with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.339 billion Craptasticans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andlandia. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craptastican economy, worth a remarkable 3,565 trillion Craps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,285 Craps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and hell is not always other people. Crime is totally unknown. Craptastica's national animal is the Baby Harp Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blasphemy.

Craptastica is ranked 236,509th in the world and 164th in Canada for Fattest Citizens, with 3.91 Obesity Rate.

Most Inclusive: 1,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,203rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,654thSmartest Citizens: 1,765thRudest Citizens: 1,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,914thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,052ndMost Cultured: 2,073rdMost Developed: 2,288thBest Weather: 2,316thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,366thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,409thHighest Average Incomes: 2,935thLargest Governments: 3,035thMost Influential: 3,506thHighest Economic Output: 3,685thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,085thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,019thMost Stationary: 6,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,505thHealthiest Citizens: 7,014thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,644thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,431stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,955thLowest Crime Rates: 11,825thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,283rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,878thMost Secular: 14,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,650thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,514thLargest Populations: 20,670th
Most Inclusive: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Devil Heart, Parkplace, Almonaster Nuevo, SetiCrunchers, Cowland5, and Stormaen.