Spotlight on:
The United States of Crapolica |
“Fool da citizens !1!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The AGS Commonwealth |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The United States of Crapolica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meow East with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 46.178 billion Crapolicans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapolica Central. The average income tax rate is 47.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Crapolican economy, worth an astonishing 10,651 trillion yungrams a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,664 yungrams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, the study of medicine is popular throughout Crapolica, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crapolica's national animal is the dapan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowardism.
Crapolica is ranked 148th in the world and 1st in The AGS Commonwealth for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, the study of medicine is popular throughout Crapolica.
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Crapolica was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt.
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in Crapolica, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.