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The United States of Crapolica

“Fool da citizens !1!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The AGS Commonwealth

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The United States of Crapolica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meow East with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 46.178 billion Crapolicans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapolica Central. The average income tax rate is 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Crapolican economy, worth an astonishing 10,651 trillion yungrams a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,664 yungrams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, the study of medicine is popular throughout Crapolica, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crapolica's national animal is the dapan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowardism.

Crapolica is ranked 148th in the world and 1st in The AGS Commonwealth for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 74thMost Stationary: 148thMost Pacifist: 243rdHealthiest Citizens: 388thLowest Crime Rates: 536thLargest Populations: 541stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 574thMost Developed: 627thLongest Average Lifespans: 665thHighest Economic Output: 709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 779thLargest Gambling Industry: 800thBest Weather: 994thNicest Citizens: 1,212thSafest: 1,261stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,399thSmartest Citizens: 1,486thMost Secular: 2,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,614thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,858thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,449thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,514thHighest Food Quality: 4,951stMost Influential: 5,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,597thHighest Average Incomes: 6,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,852ndLargest Governments: 9,059thMost Efficient Economies: 11,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,522ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,790thMost Inclusive: 12,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,280thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,427thMost Authoritarian: 29,250th

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