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The Federation of Crablands

“Snip Snap, The Crablandians are back”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Waffle House

Regional Influence: Power


The Federation of Crablands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 739 million Crablandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Crablandsian economy, worth 40.7 trillion pinchers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,139 pinchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and edutainment video games are taking Crablands's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crablands's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Crablands is ranked 148,491st in the world and 3rd in Waffle House for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.

Least Corrupt Governments: 5,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,561stSafest: 6,673rdMost Pacifist: 7,653rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,780thNicest Citizens: 9,413thMost Inclusive: 9,529thTop
Best Weather: 12,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,483rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,962ndMost Income Equality: 18,430thLowest Crime Rates: 20,401stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,334thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,530th

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