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“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Kingdom of CRAB KING RISES AGAIN is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.182 billion CRAB KING RISES AGAINians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The CRAB KING RISES AGAINian economy, worth 48.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,052 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CRAB KING RISES AGAIN's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CRAB KING RISES AGAIN is ranked 165,696th in the world and 5,198th in Osiris for Rudest Citizens, with 37.64 Insults Per Minute.

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