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The Colony of Craams Mal

“It'll work itself out”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.529 billion Craams Malians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 155 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 101,474 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.

Craams Mal is ranked 10,022nd in the world and 567th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,665.25 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,012thMost Influential: 1,578thTop
Most Inclusive: 4,456thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,857thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,905thMost Pacifist: 5,016thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,712thBest Weather: 6,766thNicest Citizens: 7,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,264thMost Secular: 8,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,728thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,884thSafest: 9,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,526thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,283rdMost Developed: 10,455thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,281stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,745thSmartest Citizens: 16,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,542ndLargest Governments: 17,845thMost Income Equality: 18,681stHealthiest Citizens: 19,009thMost Efficient Economies: 19,043rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,087th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 240th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 274th in the regionMost Pacifist: 286th in the regionMost Inclusive: 288th in the regionBest Weather: 384th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 401st in the regionNicest Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 430th in the regionMost Secular: 457th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 478th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 497th in the regionTop
Safest: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 532nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 567th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 602nd in the regionMost Developed: 613th in the regionMost Influential: 618th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 697th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 699th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 714th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 741st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 766th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 773rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 844th in the regionNudest: 883rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 885th in the regionLargest Governments: 890th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 912th in the regionMost Income Equality: 931st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,004th in the region

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