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The Socialist Confederacy of Counties of Cracow


Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Socialist Confederacy of Counties of Cracow is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Miłosz Sawicki with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.741 billion Cracowians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cracow. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The powerhouse Cracowian economy, worth 181 trillion Vars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,322 Vars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Counties of Cracow's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Counties of Cracow is ranked 196,346th in the world and 1,164th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,534thMost Influential: 4,124thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,017thMost Pacifist: 6,175thBest Weather: 6,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,966thLowest Crime Rates: 7,458thSafest: 7,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,837thHealthiest Citizens: 10,280thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,350thLargest Governments: 10,889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,950thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,383rdHighest Food Quality: 16,112thNicest Citizens: 16,190thMost Inclusive: 16,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,745thSmartest Citizens: 20,728thMost Patriotic: 23,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,504thMost Developed: 25,225th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 143rd in the regionSafest: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the region

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