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The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion

“No War But Class War”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The National Worker Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.444 billion Novians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantum. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Supernovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,760 Supernovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmosplosion's national animal is the Gamma Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cosmosplosion is ranked 11,606th in the world and 412th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 218.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,098thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,486thSafest: 1,700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,900thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,910thMost Pacifist: 2,117thTop
Most Influential: 2,437thLargest Governments: 3,282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,543rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,904thBest Weather: 4,927thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,448thMost Inclusive: 5,471stMost Developed: 6,175thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,024thHealthiest Citizens: 7,514thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,654thMost Cultured: 7,833rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,537thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,683rdNicest Citizens: 9,126thSmartest Citizens: 10,278thTop
Nudest: 11,606thMost Efficient Economies: 12,543rdMost Secular: 12,585thHighest Economic Output: 12,830thHighest Average Incomes: 16,591st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 239th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionBest Weather: 287th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 315th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 337th in the regionMost Inclusive: 345th in the regionMost Developed: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 404th in the regionNudest: 412th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 416th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 421st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 503rd in the regionLargest Populations: 517th in the regionNicest Citizens: 528th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 657th in the regionMost Secular: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 801st in the regionMost Influential: 803rd in the region

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