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The Nihilistic Theocracy of Cosmic Unity Church

“War unites, peace divides”

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Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Nihilistic Theocracy of Cosmic Unity Church is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Priest Von Neumann with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.688 billion Cosmicolics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The thriving Cosmitolic economy, worth 180 trillion Aurums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 106,809 Aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 756,945 per year while the poor average 5,030, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, and the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cosmic Unity Church's national animal is the Sea Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Animistic Nihilism.

Cosmic Unity Church is ranked 241,855th in the world and 24th in Regionless for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.66 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 555thMost Primitive: 802ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,431stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,945thMost Armed: 1,948thMost Devout: 2,136thTop
Most Avoided: 2,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,054thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,220thMost Conservative: 6,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,394thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,751stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,018thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,521stHighest Crime Rates: 8,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,002ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,089thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,695thLargest Black Market: 19,297thMost Authoritarian: 19,731stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,632ndLargest Mining Sector: 24,025th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the region

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