The Federation of Corsitilia
“Strength through hardwork”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The Western Isles
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Federation of Corsitilia is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The devout population of 476 million Corsitilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Wollesby. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.
The strong Corsitilian economy, worth 22.0 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,118 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsitilia's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Corsitilia's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Corsitilia, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
- : Following new legislation in Corsitilia, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Corsitilia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in Corsitilia, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Following new legislation in Corsitilia, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Corsitilia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Corsitilia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Corsitilia, newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees.
- : Corsitilia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Assemble".