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The State of Corruptona

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The State of Corruptona is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 28.675 billion Corruptonans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Corruptonan economy, worth 689 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 24,049 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Corruptona has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corruptona's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corruptona is ranked 100,999^th in the world and 3^rd in Washington DC for Most Patriotic, with 14.97 flags saluted per person per day.

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