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The Rogue Nation of Corruptina

“What were you expecting when you got here?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Just relax

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Rogue Nation of Corruptina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by some guy with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, feral children, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.307 billion Corruptinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptatania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The powerhouse Corruptinan economy, worth 435 trillion Corrupums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 131,785 Corrupums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,879 per year while the poor average 22,146, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Corruptina, Corruptina recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Corruptina's national animal is the Corruptionus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corruption.

Corruptina is ranked 182,772nd in the world and 18th in Just relax for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.22 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,753rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,011thHighest Crime Rates: 2,042ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,192ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,500thNudest: 2,860thMost Avoided: 3,103rdMost Armed: 3,545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,988thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,428thMost Secular: 7,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,828thLargest Retail Industry: 8,162ndLargest Black Market: 8,372ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,486thLargest Mining Sector: 10,320thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,477thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,182ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,169th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

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