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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat

“Central government is for the weak.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: TopCornion

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.884 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,725 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 395,867 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,360,388 per year while the poor average 30,330, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, Coffee Machine's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, Consumers are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and the nation is TopCornion's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 229,908th in the world and 17th in TopCornion for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -40.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 37thMost Armed: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66thFattest Citizens: 102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 130thLargest Gambling Industry: 178thMost Avoided: 185thMost Rebellious Youth: 264thHighest Disposable Incomes: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 346thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 789thHighest Average Incomes: 806thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 882ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,302ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,358thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,475thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,640thLargest Mining Sector: 1,889thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,373rdHighest Drug Use: 2,485thMost Inclusive: 2,854thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,519thMost Cultured: 4,759thHighest Economic Output: 5,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,561stMost Devout: 10,416thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,930thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,563rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,641stMost Stationary: 15,543rdMost Pro-Market: 15,612thSmartest Citizens: 16,663rdLargest Black Market: 16,919thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,981stMost Politically Free: 17,054thMost Influential: 17,416thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,603rdMost Extreme: 20,968th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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