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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat

“Central government is for the weak.”

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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.884 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,725 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 395,867 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,360,388 per year while the poor average 30,330, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, Coffee Machine's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, Consumers are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and the nation is TopCornion's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 229,908^th in the world and 17^th in TopCornion for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -40.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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