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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat

“Central government is for the weak.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: TopCornion

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.664 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,089 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 477,218 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,023,290 per year while the poor average 31,339, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the Bargainburg Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 32,018th in the world and 10th in TopCornion for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,131.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 7thRudest Citizens: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25thFattest Citizens: 46thMost Avoided: 57thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 105thMost Rebellious Youth: 118thHighest Disposable Incomes: 140thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221stHighest Average Incomes: 473rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 520thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 665thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 727thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 859thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,125thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,168thLargest Mining Sector: 1,338thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,539thMost Inclusive: 1,612thMost Efficient Economies: 1,793rdHighest Drug Use: 1,916thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,112thHighest Economic Output: 2,535thTop
Most Cultured: 3,249thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,306thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,470thMost Stationary: 11,908thSmartest Citizens: 12,478thTop
Most Influential: 14,433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,079thLargest Black Market: 17,152ndMost Devout: 24,120thMost Pro-Market: 25,627thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,279thMost Politically Free: 27,070th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

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