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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat

“Central government is for the weak.”

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The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.664 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,089 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 477,218 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,023,290 per year while the poor average 31,339, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the Bargainburg Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 32,018^th in the world and 10^th in TopCornion for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,131.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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