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The United States of Corporate Bordelle

“Money is very powerful”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The Union of Democratic States

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The United States of Corporate Bordelle is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.346 billion Corporate Bordelleans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate Bordellean economy, worth 860 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,134 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,250 per year while the poor average 20,845, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corporate Bordelle's national animal is the Money Garbage Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Corporate Bordelle is ranked 152,831st in the world and 109th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 149.8701471386 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,342ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,729thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,220thFattest Citizens: 4,627thHighest Crime Rates: 4,796thMost Avoided: 6,466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,866thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,320thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,485thRudest Citizens: 13,355thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,303rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,239thMost Armed: 19,468thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,607thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25,014thLargest Retail Industry: 25,829thMost Pro-Market: 28,580th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the region

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