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The Empire of Corp Nations |
“For the Greater Good.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Pleiades |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Empire of Corp Nations is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Voln with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.209 billion Lanterns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Corp Nationsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,058 trillion boba rings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 322,301 boba rings, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corp Nations's national animal is the ion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Corp Nations is ranked 710th in the world and 2nd in The Pleiades for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,713.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Corp Nations, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Marcus Voln's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, religion makes people horny.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in
Corp Nations, agricultural employees work for peanuts.