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The Free Land of Corgitopiaa

“Viva La Corgi”

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The Free Land of Corgitopiaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.607 billion Corgitopiaans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corgitopiaan economy, worth 550 trillion Loaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,567 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corgitopiaa's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corgitopiaa is ranked 1,773^rd in the world and 51^st in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 69.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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