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The Free Land of Corgitopiaa

“Viva La Corgi”

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The Free Land of Corgitopiaa is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.846 billion Corgitopiaans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corgitopiaan economy, worth 833 trillion Loaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,080 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime is totally unknown. Corgitopiaa's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corgitopiaa is ranked 22,905^th in the world and 452^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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