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The Principality of Coquitos Islands is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, devout population of 167 million Coquitos Islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The thriving Coquitos Islandsian economy, worth 14.6 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,291 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes, the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, and cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coquitos Islands's national animal is the Pampas cat.

Coquitos Islands is ranked 272,262^nd in the world and 4,334^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -163.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.