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The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism

“You commit brain stop working”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Mesa II with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, feral children, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.854 billion COPPAtilismians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oink Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient COPPAtilismian economy, worth 744 trillion Meades a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 260,757 Meades, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,401,602 per year while the poor average 2,870, a ratio of 836 to 1.

Prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over COPPAtilism, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. COPPAtilism's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caesar MGMism.

COPPAtilism is ranked 62,640th in the world and 920th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 474.21939788828 days.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rdMost Armed: 252ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 290thHighest Crime Rates: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 329thFattest Citizens: 366thMost Avoided: 368thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 370thLargest Gambling Industry: 437thLargest Retail Industry: 439thMost Ignorant Citizens: 514thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 710thRudest Citizens: 759thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 802ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 895thNudest: 1,309thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,029thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,088thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,285thMost Efficient Economies: 2,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,442ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,520thTop
Most Influential: 2,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,444thHighest Average Incomes: 3,463rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,199thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,311thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,316thMost Patriotic: 7,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,686thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,359thTop
Most Secular: 14,812thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,956thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,703rd
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionMost Patriotic: 180th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 334th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 410th in the regionMost Secular: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 546th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 575th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 626th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 628th in the region

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