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The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism

“You commit brain stop working”

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The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Mesa II with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, feral children, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.854 billion COPPAtilismians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oink Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient COPPAtilismian economy, worth 744 trillion Meades a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 260,757 Meades, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,401,602 per year while the poor average 2,870, a ratio of 836 to 1.

Prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over COPPAtilism, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. COPPAtilism's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caesar MGMism.

COPPAtilism is ranked 62,640^th in the world and 920^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 474.21939788828 days.

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