The Dictatorship of Cool game nation
“Money and War first”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.488 billion Cool game nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,036 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 468,064 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,396,260 per year while the poor average 20,337, a ratio of 167 to 1.
Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : Cool game nation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
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