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The Dictatorship of Cool game nation

“Money and War first”

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Location: The North Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.488 billion Cool game nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,036 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 468,064 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,396,260 per year while the poor average 20,337, a ratio of 167 to 1.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 1,706th in the world and 56th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 15.35 Weapons Per Person.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 164thMost Subsidized Industry: 278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301stMost Corrupt Governments: 321stHighest Average Incomes: 355thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 365thLargest Black Market: 449thMost Efficient Economies: 466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 475thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 579thMost Influential: 584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 721stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 793rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 811thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,071stMost Devout: 1,162ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,299thFattest Citizens: 1,319thRudest Citizens: 1,359thMost Armed: 1,706thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,741stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,943rdLargest Governments: 2,096thLargest Mining Sector: 2,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,867thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,315thHighest Economic Output: 3,621stSmartest Citizens: 3,626thMost Cultured: 4,791stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,839thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,925thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,061stTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,220thMost Developed: 11,703rdMost Stationary: 14,833rdHighest Drug Use: 15,963rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,783rd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 44th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionMost Armed: 56th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 135th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 195th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 292nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Stationary: 352nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 366th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 440th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 651st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 672nd in the regionLargest Populations: 780th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 788th in the region

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