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The Dictatorship of Cool game nation

“Money and War first”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.778 billion Cool game nationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,738 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 480,667 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,883,653 per year while the poor average 13,391, a ratio of 290 to 1.

Politicians live in luxury, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine John Doherty is punishable by death, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and it is written that repentant sinners are most blessed by John Doherty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 351st in the world and 10th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 480,667.44 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 98thLargest Retail Industry: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 249thMost Corrupt Governments: 329thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 331stHighest Average Incomes: 351stLargest Black Market: 413thMost Efficient Economies: 431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 546thMost Influential: 702ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 704thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 739thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 887thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 919thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 999thMost Devout: 1,062ndFattest Citizens: 1,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,135thRudest Citizens: 1,347thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,561stMost Armed: 1,703rdLargest Governments: 1,890thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,941stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,148thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,400thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,689thHighest Economic Output: 2,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,986thSmartest Citizens: 3,338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,607thMost Cultured: 4,247thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,583rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,556thLowest Crime Rates: 5,726thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,815thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,777thTop
Most Developed: 12,918thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,131stMost Stationary: 13,397thHighest Drug Use: 19,945th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 61st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 149th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 190th in the regionMost Cultured: 218th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 225th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 284th in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 392nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 567th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 581st in the regionLargest Populations: 647th in the regionMost Developed: 697th in the region

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