The Dictatorship of Cool game nation
“Money and War first”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Doherty with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.219 billion Cool game nationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,955 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 481,281 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,718,740 per year while the poor average 96,841, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.
Pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cool game nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Federal District of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Cool game nation endorsed The Democratic Republic of Tringapore.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Tringapore.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
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