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The Holy Matriarchy of Cool Cats Club

“Ever the same, ever the different”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Grasemere

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Holy Matriarchy of Cool Cats Club is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Aurora The Holy with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.247 billion Cats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crimson Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,551 Catnips, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, all marriages are arranged by the government, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cool Cats Club's national animal is the Trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Crimson Veil.

Cool Cats Club is ranked 146,981st in the world and 2nd in Grasemere for Most Stationary, with 176.03889427948 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 473rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 677thMost Armed: 1,266thMost Primitive: 1,329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,396thMost Avoided: 1,631stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,835thLargest Black Market: 1,903rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,963rdMost Devout: 2,150thFattest Citizens: 2,672ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,626thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,224thHighest Economic Output: 9,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,581stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,905thHighest Average Incomes: 9,941stNudest: 13,777thLargest Mining Sector: 14,498thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,804thLargest Retail Industry: 17,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,262ndLargest Governments: 24,998th

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