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The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WA

“Tyranny! WA”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Tyrant's Puppet with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.698 billion Contrae WA are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sargobad WA. The average income tax rate is 5.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tyrantized WA economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion Tear WAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,014 Tear WAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, The Tyrant's Puppet's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Controlitia WA's national animal is the Corpse WA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tyrantism.

Controlitia WA is ranked 133,660th in the world and 1,869th in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,185.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Mining Sector: 1,016thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,579thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,779thMost Avoided: 1,878thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,033rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,282ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,139thLargest Black Market: 4,611thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,035thFattest Citizens: 6,363rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,608thHighest Economic Output: 7,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,113thHighest Average Incomes: 7,152ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,979thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,239thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,544thMost Patriotic: 17,712thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,687thMost Devout: 19,778thLowest Crime Rates: 21,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,524thLargest Populations: 25,062ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,408th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158th in the regionMost Patriotic: 159th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 184th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 198th in the regionMost Devout: 208th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 262nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 267th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 400th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 456th in the region

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