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The Glorious Gold Dictatorship of Controlitia

“The world looks better from the bottom of a boot”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Glorious Gold Dictatorship of Controlitia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Tyrant Grande with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.332 billion Contrae are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sargobad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantized economy, worth a remarkable 2,680 trillion Puffs of Air a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,085 Puffs of Air, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,326,686 per year while the poor average 11,804, a ratio of 112 to 1.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Controlitia's national animal is the Corpse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tyrantism.

Controlitia is ranked 5,898th in the world and 61st in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,003.19 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 714thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,324thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,502ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,665thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,412thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,503rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,850thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,295thLargest Retail Industry: 5,615thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,898thHighest Economic Output: 6,672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,791stHighest Average Incomes: 7,264thMost Avoided: 7,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,231stLowest Crime Rates: 10,443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,037thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,686thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,917thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,351stMost Efficient Economies: 15,557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,703rdMost Conservative: 18,157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,501stMost Patriotic: 21,908thMost Devout: 22,846thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,273rdLargest Populations: 23,756th
Largest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Avoided: 75th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionMost Conservative: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 118th in the region

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