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The Utopia State of Consumeistan

“I need 1 trillion in taxpayer money and a .50 AE Deagle”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Utopia State of Consumeistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Leader Johson Eden with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.129 billion Consumeistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Consumeistani economy, worth 200 trillion CSCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,184 CSCS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,030,749 per year while the poor average 14,398, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Patriots insist that size does matter, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love High Leader Johson Eden. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consumeistan's national animal is the Death-bot 3000, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Trans-humanism.

Consumeistan is ranked 101,005th in the world and 4,338th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,592.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 733rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,136thMost Influential: 2,177thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,736thLargest Mining Sector: 5,377thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,483rdMost Patriotic: 6,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,376thMost Efficient Economies: 11,077thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,840thMost Developed: 12,978thLowest Crime Rates: 13,052ndTop
Most Conservative: 14,464thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,010thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,447thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,360thLargest Black Market: 17,708thLargest Governments: 18,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,646thSmartest Citizens: 19,158thMost Cultured: 19,881stLargest Retail Industry: 20,906thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,406thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,042ndMost Secular: 25,700th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 216th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 253rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 258th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionMost Patriotic: 280th in the regionLargest Black Market: 337th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 404th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 458th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 475th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 494th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 534th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 637th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 650th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 655th in the regionMost Influential: 671st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 706th in the regionMost Conservative: 711th in the regionMost Developed: 738th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 856th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 864th in the regionLargest Governments: 887th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 896th in the regionMost Cultured: 976th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 992nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,133rd in the region

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