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The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela

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The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Consuela de la Morrela with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.64 billion Mexicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Consuela Cleaning Services. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient hard-working economy, worth 997 trillion Lemon Pledges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,599 Lemon Pledges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consuela de la Morrela's national animal is the Mojado, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UղOʀtҺodox Christianity.

Consuela de la Morrela is ranked 207,479^th in the world and 56^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,821.55 Standard Monetary Units.

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