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The Rippling Green Needle-Sea of Coniferous Forests

“Come to the forest, for here is rest.”

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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Rippling Green Needle-Sea of Coniferous Forests is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Connie Ferous with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.492 billion Forestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treehouse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Coniferous Forestsian economy, worth 432 trillion Needles a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,721 Needles, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Coniferous Forests's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidism.

Coniferous Forests is ranked 50,635th in the world and 50th in Forest for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 8.37 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Primitive: 242ndLargest Gambling Industry: 344thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 937thMost Ignorant Citizens: 997thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,910thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,881stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,452ndLargest Black Market: 5,235thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,835thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,851stLargest Retail Industry: 9,723rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,817thBest Weather: 16,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,410thMost Efficient Economies: 20,407thHighest Average Incomes: 22,066th
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the region

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