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The Monarchical Confederation of Confederation of TESDAI

“Kia kaha! Kia māia!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Anteria

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Monarchical Confederation of Confederation of TESDAI is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kīngi TESDAI with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.032 billion TESDAI Islanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TESDAI Tāone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Confederation of TESDAIian economy, worth 844 trillion Libfrays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 93,473 Libfrays, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,835 per year while the poor average 5,983, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederation of TESDAI's national animal is the Eye, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Confederation of TESDAI is ranked 34,237th in the world and 98th in Anteria for Smartest Citizens, with 45.23 quips per hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,748thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,094thFattest Citizens: 5,603rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,239thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,909thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,924thLargest Retail Industry: 12,693rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,658thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,112thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,954thMost Armed: 15,092ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,466thHighest Economic Output: 26,084th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the region

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