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The Republic of Condition variable

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Condition variable is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.993 billion Condition variableans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The large but inefficient Condition variablean economy, worth 143 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,895 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Condition variablean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condition variable's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Condition variable is ranked 204,777th in the world and 4,067th in Artificial Solar System for Most Beautiful Environments, with 307.36 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,003rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15,057thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,101stLargest Black Market: 22,085th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 368th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 463rd in the region

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