Spotlight on:
The Free Socialist Union of Comuniria |
“Death to the Elites”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Free Socialist Union of Comuniria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mikhail Pavluko with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 1.153 billion Comunirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carbonask. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Comunirian economy, worth 94.0 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 81,515 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuniria's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Comuniria is ranked 33,277th in the world and 1,969th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,780.34 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, on-duty Air Comuniria flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Comuniria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Comuniria, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.