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The Cheeki Breeki Nation of Comrade Boris

“Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Camp Half Blood

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Cheeki Breeki Nation of Comrade Boris is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Boris Borisovich Borislav with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.047 billion Borises are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheeki Breeki City. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Boris economy, worth 17.1 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,346 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, Comrade Boris has designated Cheeki Breeki City as its capital city, Boris Borisovich Borislav has just been declared ruler of Comrade Boris in an international press conference, and Cheeki Breeki has been named as Comrade Boris's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Boris's national animal is the gopnik and its national religion is Cheeki Breeki.

Comrade Boris is ranked 244,992nd in the world and 12th in Camp Half Blood for Most Developed, scoring 40.34 on the Human Development Index.

Most Income Equality: 3,262nd
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

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