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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.216 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 38,756 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,594 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,510,999 per year while the poor average 49,787, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, euthanasia is illegal, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 297th in the world and 5th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thHighest Economic Output: 19thMost Avoided: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 25thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27thFattest Citizens: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 44thLargest Populations: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70thMost Ignorant Citizens: 91stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92ndLargest Gambling Industry: 115thMost Corrupt Governments: 123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 131stMost Devout: 156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rdMost Armed: 186thMost Patriotic: 195thMost Stationary: 297thMost Primitive: 317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 502ndLargest Governments: 797thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 809thLargest Retail Industry: 1,071stMost Conservative: 1,105thMost Efficient Economies: 1,823rdLargest Black Market: 2,213thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,201stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,897thRudest Citizens: 4,116thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,451stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,030thMost Influential: 6,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,804thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,863rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,036thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,582nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the region

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