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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.58 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 33,200 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,828 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,427,239 per year while the poor average 52,026, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', in a fit of passion The Supreme Bastard has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 33rd in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 33,558.51 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Avoided: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stHighest Average Incomes: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Populations: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thMost Corrupt Governments: 88thMost Devout: 104thLargest Gambling Industry: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thMost Armed: 132ndMost Primitive: 272ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 291stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rdMost Stationary: 345thLargest Governments: 513thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 533rdLargest Retail Industry: 635thMost Efficient Economies: 1,062ndLargest Black Market: 1,148thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,611thMost Conservative: 2,819thRudest Citizens: 3,391stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,026thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,333rdMost Influential: 7,432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,505thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,416thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,172ndMost Extreme: 23,758th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

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