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The Slingshot Asteroid of Communist Beijing Must be China

“We have pride in TNP, and we put the pride in pride.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Slingshot Asteroid of Communist Beijing Must be China is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Holeia with an even hand, and notable for its feral children, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 2.349 billion Watchers of The SA have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clania. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slingshot economy, worth 334 trillion Asteroid Holes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,287 Asteroid Holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military has declared war on all religious influence, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communist Beijing Must be China's national animal is the Moon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hallachism.

Communist Beijing Must be China is ranked 27,012th in the world and 1,321st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 51.65 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 98thMost Influential: 1,239thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,580thMost Devout: 9,665thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,876thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,959thLargest Black Market: 12,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,621stTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,534thMost Efficient Economies: 16,061stMost Developed: 16,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,520thHighest Average Incomes: 17,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,720thHighest Food Quality: 18,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,279thLargest Governments: 19,409thBest Weather: 19,697thMost Cultured: 20,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,316thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,550thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,895thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,646thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,278thMost Average: 24,527th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 262nd in the regionMost Devout: 266th in the regionLargest Black Market: 280th in the regionMost Influential: 371st in the regionMost Average: 442nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 489th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 497th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 509th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 600th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 604th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 649th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 673rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 732nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 772nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 860th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 877th in the regionMost Inclusive: 885th in the regionMost Developed: 900th in the regionLargest Governments: 923rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 925th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 963rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 986th in the regionBest Weather: 996th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,003rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,028th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,058th in the regionMost Armed: 1,060th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,111th in the region

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