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The Colony of Communist Ant Farm

“Our Industry is Our Life”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The New Meritocracy

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Colony of Communist Ant Farm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Antonina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.663 billion Communist Ant Farmians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subterranea. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Communist Ant Farmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion Larvas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 61,427 Larvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Ant Farm's national animal is the Queen Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atemporal Swarmism.

Communist Ant Farm is ranked 274,622nd in the world and 13th in The New Meritocracy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Nudest: 683rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,367thSafest: 2,717thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,040thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,985thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,139thNicest Citizens: 5,849thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,395thLargest Governments: 6,705thMost Cultured: 9,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,181stSmartest Citizens: 9,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,984thLowest Crime Rates: 10,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,309thHealthiest Citizens: 10,850thLargest Populations: 11,882ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,177thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,196thMost Income Equality: 15,230thMost Stationary: 15,528thMost Inclusive: 16,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,395thHighest Economic Output: 17,562ndBest Weather: 19,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,146thMost Devout: 24,547th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

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