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The United Socialist States of Commuba

“Strength Through Freedom”

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The United Socialist States of Commuba is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 632 million Commubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Commuban economy, worth 38.9 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 61,488 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Commuba's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Commuba is ranked 62,615^th in the world and 97^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 24.81 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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