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The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park |
“Our common labor shall bring about our common wealth”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Atlantian Oceania |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.733 billion Parkers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion pound sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,136 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.
Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 71,199th in the world and 42nd in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Commonwealth of Baker Park published "States Agree on Assembly Breakdown" (Account: Other).
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Commonwealth of Baker Park, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
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Commonwealth of Baker Park voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
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Commonwealth of Baker Park voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
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Commonwealth of Baker Park, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
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Commonwealth of Baker Park voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
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Commonwealth of Baker Park voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Following new legislation in
Commonwealth of Baker Park, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in
Commonwealth of Baker Park, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
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Commonwealth of Baker Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Hapilopper,
Squornshelan Remnant States, and
The Cordian Isles.