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The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park

“Our common labor shall bring about our common wealth”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Atlantian Oceania

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Nation of Commonwealth of Baker Park is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Timothy Wentworth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.733 billion Parkers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion pound sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,136 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Baker Park's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinist Methodist Episcopal.

Commonwealth of Baker Park is ranked 71,199th in the world and 42nd in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,220thTop
Best Weather: 3,047thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,078thSafest: 3,678thMost Pacifist: 3,788thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,019thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,076thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,385thNicest Citizens: 4,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,614thHighest Food Quality: 5,328thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,445thHealthiest Citizens: 5,527thMost Developed: 5,728thLowest Crime Rates: 6,153rdMost Inclusive: 6,199thMost Cultured: 6,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,449thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,086thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,617thMost Influential: 7,618thSmartest Citizens: 8,216thLargest Governments: 8,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,607thTop
Most Stationary: 14,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,477thHighest Economic Output: 17,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,511thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,802ndMost Secular: 19,136thMost Efficient Economies: 19,638thHighest Average Incomes: 25,072nd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionNudest: 19th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Hapilopper, Squornshelan Remnant States, and The Cordian Isles.