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The Theocracy of Commanalia

“With God as our witness.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: West Atlantic Organization

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Theocracy of Commanalia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Commander Lopa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.436 billion Commanalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torengrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The strong Commanalian economy, worth 121 trillion Kets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,963 Kets, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commanalia's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Solarianism.

Commanalia is ranked 194,050th in the world and 11th in West Atlantic Organization for Smartest Citizens, with 22.6 quips per hour.

Most Devout: 8,715th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

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