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The Democratic Republic of Comerribumon

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The Democratic Republic of Comerribumon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Gveskoyen with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.791 billion Comerribumonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komero. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Comerribumonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 229,015 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Comerribumon' is a smash hit, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comerribumon's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Comerribumon is ranked 443^rd in the world and 9^th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 258.52 cheeks turned per day.

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