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The Grand State of Colonino

“Death To All Not Of Macfora”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Macfora Forever

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.639 billion Coloninoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,999 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,161 bouillons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Coloninoans, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, and motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 316th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 676.03 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25thMost Cultured: 71stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 180thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 206thHighest Economic Output: 310thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 316thMost Developed: 320thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 357thMost Stationary: 361stSafest: 364thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 367thLongest Average Lifespans: 384thBest Weather: 434thHealthiest Citizens: 524thSmartest Citizens: 823rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 898thHighest Average Incomes: 911thLargest Retail Industry: 1,093rdRudest Citizens: 1,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,394thMost Efficient Economies: 1,656thTop
Largest Populations: 1,867thLargest Governments: 3,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,873rdMost Armed: 4,764thMost Influential: 5,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,513thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,933rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,783rdLargest Black Market: 8,550thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,655thNudest: 17,069th

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