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The Grand State of Colonino

“Death To All Not Of Macfora”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Macfora Forever

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.734 billion Coloninoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth an astonishing 13,593 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 380,405 bouillons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Coloninoan Space Agency, the fate of the world literally rests on Crispin Knightslayer's fingers, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 345th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,822.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 10thLargest Publishing Industry: 33rdMost Cultured: 100thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 196thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 225thMost Beautiful Environments: 259thMost Stationary: 308thHighest Economic Output: 312thHighest Food Quality: 313thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 349thSafest: 354thMost Developed: 409thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 421stRudest Citizens: 439thLongest Average Lifespans: 452ndHealthiest Citizens: 464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 529thMost Efficient Economies: 533rdBest Weather: 538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 571stSmartest Citizens: 575thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 875thHighest Average Incomes: 1,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,632ndLargest Populations: 1,664thLargest Governments: 1,741stLargest Retail Industry: 1,802ndMost Armed: 2,199thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,052ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,554thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,810thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,165thMost Devout: 4,255thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,564thMost Influential: 6,038thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,996thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,490thTop
Most Patriotic: 16,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,888th

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