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The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards

“Poor People Are Lazy”

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The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scrooge McBastard with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.984 billion Cold Hearted Bastards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastard City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ColdHeartedBastardsian economy, worth an astonishing 16,160 trillion thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 505,268 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, ColdHeartedBastards is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ColdHeartedBastards's national animal is the predator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ColdHeartedBastards is ranked 90,894^th in the world and 9^th in Gatesville Inc for Largest Black Market, with 618 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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