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The Commonwealth of Colasupporter2

“Praising cola since ----”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Motorsports

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Commonwealth of Colasupporter2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by gripping your pillow tight with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.357 billion Colasupporter2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sleep with one eye open. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The thriving Colasupporter2ian economy, worth 187 trillion cola coins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,661 cola coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colasupporter2's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is exit light.

Colasupporter2 is ranked 34,163rd in the world and 1st in Motorsports for Fattest Citizens, with 14.14 Obesity Rate.

Largest Mining Sector: 4,597thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,988thNudest: 6,334thMost Devout: 10,080thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,060thMost Conservative: 12,654thMost Authoritarian: 15,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,914thMost Avoided: 20,231stLargest Black Market: 20,797thLargest Retail Industry: 23,000th

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