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“I ran out of ideas”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Deals that make you boogie of Cokoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.117 billion Cokolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 72.2 trillion Cokos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,617 Cokos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Mermaid Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cokoland is ranked 217,404th in the world and 7,076th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.36 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 1,930thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,858thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,486thTop
Best Weather: 12,759thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,575thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,850th
Most Influential: 194th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 334th in the regionTop
Most Average: 398th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 434th in the regionBest Weather: 434th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 521st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 553rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 563rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 582nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rd in the region

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