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The Best Pretitle of Cokoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.669 billion Cokolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 105 trillion Cokos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,428 Cokos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, people caught mistreating Cokoland's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and it's never "just a game" with Cokolandian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Mermaid Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is New Tetism.

Cokoland is ranked 42,755^th in the world and 4^th in Just relax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.26 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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