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The Holy Golden Zombie of Cokoland

“Moo, Friendship”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Just relax

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Holy Golden Zombie of Cokoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.067 billion Cokolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 313 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,997 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the government has been criticized for giving away Cokoland's territory to anyone who claims it, and nations that kill a Cokolandian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No official religion.

Cokoland is ranked 230,084th in the world and 18th in Just relax for Most Patriotic, with 3.13 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,402ndBest Weather: 7,965thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,567thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,433rdMost Influential: 16,966thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,880thMost Inclusive: 18,048thNicest Citizens: 21,264thHighest Food Quality: 21,846thMost Income Equality: 22,517thLowest Crime Rates: 25,797thHealthiest Citizens: 26,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,135thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,860th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

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