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The Republic of Cokoland

“I ran out of ideas”

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The Republic of Cokoland is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 374 million Cokolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cokolandian economy, worth 22.7 trillion Cokos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,782 Cokos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cokoland is ranked 22,060^th in the world and 1,174^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,338.37 Tourists Per Hour.

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