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The Holy Golden Zombie of Cokoland

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The Holy Golden Zombie of Cokoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.067 billion Cokolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 313 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,997 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the government has been criticized for giving away Cokoland's territory to anyone who claims it, and nations that kill a Cokolandian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No official religion.

Cokoland is ranked 230,084^th in the world and 18^th in Just relax for Most Patriotic, with 3.13 flags saluted per person per day.

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