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The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe

“Home of the free and disgusting”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Greifenreservat

Regional Influence: Power


The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by primus inter pares with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.31 billion Coffin-Breathren love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 5,854 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 214,377 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, group hugs break out during floor votes, immigrants who don't like the taste of Coffin-Breathish Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 115,742nd in the world and 4th in Greifenreservat for Highest Drug Use, scoring 64.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Public Education: 250thMost Pacifist: 380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 457thLargest Welfare Programs: 493rdMost Cultured: 513thLeast Corrupt Governments: 516thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 528thLargest Publishing Industry: 586thMost Secular: 601stMost Developed: 602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 631stSafest: 657thLongest Average Lifespans: 662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 665thHealthiest Citizens: 676thSmartest Citizens: 687thHighest Food Quality: 751stMost Compassionate Citizens: 861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 894thMost Rebellious Youth: 925thNicest Citizens: 969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,012thLargest Governments: 1,048thLowest Crime Rates: 1,375thMost Inclusive: 1,488thBest Weather: 1,693rdHighest Economic Output: 1,926thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,660thLargest Populations: 4,154thHighest Average Incomes: 6,129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,640thMost Efficient Economies: 6,862ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,997thMost Influential: 11,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,283rdTop
Most Stationary: 18,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,820th

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