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The United Chocolate States of Cocao

“Want Some Chocolate? It's good”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Chocolate States of Cocao is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 732 million Cocans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LE CONTOS. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cocan economy, worth 54.1 trillion Cao Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 73,867 Cao Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cocao's national animal is the Quege Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cocao is ranked 154,009th in the world and 5,249th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,103.62 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 451stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,362ndMost Influential: 6,045thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,493rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 18,500thNicest Citizens: 19,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,142nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 244th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 378th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 572nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 604th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 676th in the regionNicest Citizens: 706th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 761st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 813th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 834th in the region

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