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The State of Clydesdalia


Category: Anarchy
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Location: Wyoming

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The State of Clydesdalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.842 billion Clydesdalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Clydesdalian economy, worth 806 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,872 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,474 per year while the poor average 2,572, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting is voluntary, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Clydesdalia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clydesdalia is ranked 634th in the world and 2nd in Wyoming for Highest Drug Use, scoring 120 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 617thHighest Drug Use: 634thMost Politically Free: 880thMost Pro-Market: 918thMost Extreme: 928thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,589thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 6,267thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,341stNudest: 9,001stRudest Citizens: 9,382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,967thTop
Most Avoided: 14,290thMost Armed: 14,757thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,058thLargest Populations: 16,891stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,198thFattest Citizens: 21,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,626th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

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