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The Democratic People's Republic of Cloyqastan |
“Fear the Whoop, Obey the Luxurious Butter”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Hatchling |
The Democratic People's Republic of Cloyqastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Luxurious Butter with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.751 billion Cloyqastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Whoop. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Cloyqastanian economy, worth 930 trillion Whoops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 195,786 Whoops, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Military spending is on the increase, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloyqastan's national animal is the Whoop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Cloyqastan is ranked 267,789th in the world and 8,858th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 12.05486728488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cloyqastan's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Cloyqastan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Cloyqastan was refounded in Osiris.
- : Cloyqastan ceased to exist in Valley of Peace.
- : Cloyqastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Cloyqastan, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Cloyqastan, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Cloyqastan, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Cloyqastan, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Cloyqastan, reddish-brown is the new black.