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The Democratic People's Republic of Cloyqastan

“Fear the Whoop, Obey the Luxurious Butter”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Democratic People's Republic of Cloyqastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Luxurious Butter with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.751 billion Cloyqastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Whoop. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cloyqastanian economy, worth 930 trillion Whoops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 195,786 Whoops, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloyqastan's national animal is the Whoop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cloyqastan is ranked 267,789th in the world and 8,858th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 12.05486728488 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,294thLowest Crime Rates: 1,700thMost Secular: 1,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,287thLargest Governments: 2,694thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 5,378thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,412thMost Patriotic: 5,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,804thMost Conservative: 6,708thSafest: 6,845thSmartest Citizens: 7,103rdMost Authoritarian: 7,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,431stHighest Average Incomes: 10,757thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,974thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,726thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,812thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,664thMost Developed: 19,276thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,801stHealthiest Citizens: 21,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,547th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Conservative: 184th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 352nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Patriotic: 381st in the regionMost Extreme: 386th in the regionSafest: 402nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 408th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 430th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 434th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 480th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 665th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 732nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 785th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 883rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 926th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 949th in the region

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