The United States of Clownclub
“we're all clowns here”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: Conch Kingdom
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The United States of Clownclub is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 201 million Clownclubians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Clownclubian economy, worth 6.89 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,259 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Clownclub's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, all the playground's a stage for Clownclubian schoolchildren, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, and credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clownclub's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vivenxistan.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Confederation of Swiss Hommousionopia.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Trollgestan.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kliffoj.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Republic of United Cyber Tech.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Free Land of Zuelong.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Covoicotheval.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Redamia.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Seolia.
- : Clownclub was endorsed by The Empire of Cramboria.
Endorsements Received: 68 » Crimson Eternal, BadBitchVille, Charville, Liberto-Ancapistan, Duby, The Free City of Nelson, Cast Mysteries, Pervincia, Hubdova, The Psittacines, GreatBritannia, Hockeyyekcoh, Socialist Platypus, Primis Tenebris, Gatorstan, Lislandia, Jossel, Rattland, Creditopia, Elythrea, Balan Bar, Suryadweep Islands, Nibelia, Commuba, Terra Valor, El Blurkistan, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Hamptoria, Deblar, Loveable Dogs, Space Nudists, Kurczak Mielony, Xeorkuothertopia, Saraai, Xavier The 1, Skoorb, Nova Briton, Cyzixraqab, Mandarivia, Wakaru, Werstonal, Free Azell, Gibraltarica, Kursibar, Cle Brait, Saint Killebrew, Ciapore, Aelandi, Erithian, Devonigondwana, and 18 others.GibmeMoney, Oktadonia, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, Eastern Starbowie, Tolerian Empire, Stustu, Ziroxeut, Nueva Rico, Untied States of Matter, Cramboria, Seolia, Redamia, Covoicotheval, Zuelong, United Cyber Tech, Kliffoj, Swiss Hommousionopia, and Vivenxistan.