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The Bovinian State of CLovidia

“Look what you made me do”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The Bovinian State of CLovidia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grandmaster Bee with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.776 billion CLovidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgian Blue City. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient CLovidian economy, worth 349 trillion human lives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,766 human lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLovidia's national animal is the 1337 CLovine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Almighty Dollar Bill.

CLovidia is ranked 143,080th in the world and 4,596th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 9.69 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 2,789thLargest Retail Industry: 2,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,994thLargest Mining Sector: 5,131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,831stMost Influential: 6,055thMost Avoided: 6,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,701stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,387thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,689thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,881stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,882ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,775thLargest Black Market: 17,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,635thLowest Crime Rates: 17,665thHighest Average Incomes: 21,255thMost Conservative: 23,857th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 79th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 91st in the regionMost Secular: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 300th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 314th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 339th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 382nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 487th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 498th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 536th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 560th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 564th in the regionMost Extreme: 595th in the regionMost Developed: 656th in the regionMost Stationary: 673rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 674th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 756th in the region

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