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The Bovinian State of CLovidia

“Obey or Die”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Bovinian State of CLovidia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grandmaster Bee with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.352 billion CLovidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgian Blue City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient CLovidian economy, worth 152 trillion human lives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,027 human lives, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLovidia's national animal is the 1337 CLovine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CLovidia is ranked 14,028th in the world and 312th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 21,555.42 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 2,596thLargest Retail Industry: 3,155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,721stLargest Mining Sector: 6,247thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,551stMost Influential: 8,382ndMost Avoided: 8,774thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,559thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,328thMost Developed: 18,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,454thMost Conservative: 18,819thMost Efficient Economies: 20,657th
Most Secular: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 215th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 312th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionMost Developed: 376th in the regionMost Avoided: 387th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 534th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 555th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 572nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 599th in the region

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