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The Holy Ever Loving Blue Eyes of Clobberin Time

“It's clobberin' time!!!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Sourberry Fields

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Holy Ever Loving Blue Eyes of Clobberin Time is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Ben Grimm the Ever Lovin Blue Eyed Thing with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.416 billion Grimms have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baxter. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The strong Grimm economy, worth 50.4 trillion Knuckles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 35,568 Knuckles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 114,768 per year while the poor average 8,336, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Clobberin Time" at foreigners, all you have to do is pray to get into Clobberin Time, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Clobberin Time's national animal is the Thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cosmic Ray Transformation.

Clobberin Time is ranked 240,961st in the world and 3rd in Sourberry Fields for Least Corrupt Governments, with 70.21 percentage of bribes refused.

Largest Mining Sector: 3,473rdMost Armed: 3,837thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,845thHighest Crime Rates: 4,224thMost Avoided: 4,469thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,352ndRudest Citizens: 6,048thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 17,252ndMost Devout: 19,208th

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