Spotlight on:
The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz |
“Koty Są Lepsze”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz OBM with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 30.9 billion Topazites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cleo and Topazian economy, worth a remarkable 2,606 trillion Furs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,337 Furs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.
Cleo and Topaz is ranked 37,917th in the world and 1,029th in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 66.93 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cleo and Topaz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Cleo and Topaz was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan, infecting 88 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Cleo and Topaz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Dead and Most Survivors, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
- : Cleo and Topaz was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns.
- : Cleo and Topaz was endorsed by The The Holy Republic of Regione Calabria.
- : Cleo and Topaz was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Alymurh.
- : Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite.
- : Following new legislation in Cleo and Topaz, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 » Panormia, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, Perfect Sublime Masters, Razorback, New Anarchisticstan, Arinteriswith, Emeseses, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Iskusia, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, Ignormus, Moloto Japan, Swordbreak, Rathesia, Elaribel, Stralfcyde, Angbhand, The Tyrannical state of Wine, Sealand newam, Llanfyrhall, Inclement Space, Perma Frost, Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Isle of Melitae SPQR, Golexald, The Death Anecdote, Liberza, United Calanworie, The Daeldo Empire, Alymurh, Regione Calabria, and Courage Caverns.