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The Peoples Democratic Republic of Cierrida

“The United People of Cierrida March Onward!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Peoples Democratic Republic of Cierrida is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Mateo Santana with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.936 billion Cierridans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Río. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cierridan economy, worth 973 trillion Notas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 140,316 Notas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Santa Río" t-shirts, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cierrida's national animal is the Cierridan Toucan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular.

Cierrida is ranked 204,904th in the world and 135th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Black Market, with 434 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,162ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,713thMost Patriotic: 3,937thMost Authoritarian: 4,800thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,785thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,204thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,526thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,700thLargest Governments: 8,728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,201stMost Conservative: 9,297thHealthiest Citizens: 9,938thMost Developed: 10,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,396thMost Armed: 11,770thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,648thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,317thBest Weather: 19,501stMost Secular: 22,432ndSmartest Citizens: 22,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,111thMost Extreme: 28,733rdHighest Average Incomes: 29,324th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the region

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