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The Big Chungus Republic of Chunga chunga chunga

“That'll hold 'em alwhight heehehehehehe”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Mariner Trench

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Big Chungus Republic of Chunga chunga chunga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bugs Bunny with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.062 billion Chungans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Chunga chunga chungan economy, worth 309 trillion nintendo switches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,179 nintendo switches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chunga chunga chunga's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chunga chunga chunga is ranked 233,574th in the world and 67th in Mariner Trench for Smartest Citizens, with 15.29 quips per hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 637thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,309thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,672ndMost Devout: 19,146thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,197th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

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