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The Dictatorship of Christian Dior

“Cultural Appropriation!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Dictatorship of Christian Dior is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.983 billion Christian Diorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dior City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Christian Diorian economy, worth 60.6 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 20,330 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Dior Sausage Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Christian Diorian language, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Dior's national animal is the Dior Sausage, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Christian Dior is ranked 141,203rd in the world and 5,362nd in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,113.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Authoritarian: 2,918thMost Conservative: 6,803rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,304thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,257thMost Extreme: 21,970th
Most Authoritarian: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 94th in the regionMost Conservative: 191st in the regionMost Income Equality: 266th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 418th in the region

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